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Ultimate Happenings: Issue 123 - Dec 23 1999

OCUA Web site: http://www.ocua.ca

"Happy holidays everyone!"

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CONTENTS:

- The Twelve Points Of Ultimate
- Snow Ultimate - 2000
- Kitchener/Waterloo Contact?
- Roommate Needed
- Calendar Of Events

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THE TWELVE POINTS OF ULTIMATE:

On the first point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
A bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the second point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the third point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the fourth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the fifth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the sixth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the seventh point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
seven hammers floating,
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the eighth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
eight dirty orgies,
seven hammers floating,
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the ninth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
nine huge lay-outs,
eight dirty orgies,
seven hammers floating,
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers, three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the tenth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
ten strange diseases,
nine huge lay-outs,
eight dirty orgies,
seven hammers floating,
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the eleventh point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
eleven poachers poaching,
ten strange diseases,
nine huge lay-outs,
eight dirty orgies,
seven hammers floating,
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

On the twelfth point of Ultimate, my true love gave to me
Twelve cups a wheezing,
eleven poachers poaching,
ten strange diseases,
nine huge lay-outs,
eight dirty orgies,
seven hammers floating,
six teammates trashing,
Five Golden Discs.
Four stolen beers,
three deep cuts,
two soggy cleats,
And a bagel spread with cream cheese.

by Mark ????

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SNOW ULTIMATE - 2000:

Folks, for all that are interested we will be running the OCUA
Snow League again this year.

- Games are every Sunday outdoors @ 11:30 (field locations
  will rotate)
- The league starts Jan 9th and runs till early March
- Format is fully co-ed 6 on 6 with a 3/3 ratio
- Team fees are only $75 each (please register in teams)

Please register your team to

Glenda Smith
h: 737-3476
e: glendas@idirect.com

or

Steve Ott
h: 747-0123
e: samo_ott@hotmail.com

Is your disc Y2K ready?

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KITCHENER/WATERLOO CONTACT?

I'm looking for a summer Ultimate league in Kitchener/Waterloo.
If someone plays in this area during the summer or knows someone
who does can you please contact me at jame7360@mach1.wlu.ca

Thanks
Colin James

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ROOMMATE NEEDED:

Roommate need for a 3 bedroom apartment, available Jan.1st.

Located in Centre town, washer/dryer, dishwasher, hardwood
floors, 1.5 bathrooms, dining room, large kitchen, living
room, den and balcony.

Contact:
Steve Seabrook
p: 230-7948
e: sseabrook@sympatico.ca

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS:

Jan 01, 2001: The start of the new millennium :)

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