Ultimate Happenings - Issue 132
April 17, 2000

        

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Ultimate Happenings: Issue 132 - April 17, 2000

OCUA Web site: http://www.ocua.ca

"Honk if you love peace and quiet"

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CONTENTS:

- Team Registration Deadline Is Today!
- Captains Meeting Reminder
- April 29th Registration Reminder
- Players Looking For Teams Form Now Available
- Women'S Tune-Up Clinic - New Date
- Ottawa'S First Black & Blue 4/3 Co-Ed Ultimate Tournament
- Volunteer Needed
- Anyone Travelling In Europe This Summer? Europass For Sale!
- Calendar Of Events

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TEAM REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS TODAY!:

Every team in every division must register via the form
available on our website. The deadline is today but since I
won't be able to collate the information you have until
tomorrow at 6pm.

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Total Teams Per Night - so far

89 Monday
54 Tuesday
62 Wednesday
16 Thursday

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Field space is our limiting factor. If we do not have enough
fields to accommodate teams we will have to turn some away.
Our field situation is still up in the air while we finalize
the last few.

If we are required to turn teams away we will first see who
did not register via the web page. They will be our primary
candidate. After that we are giving priority to returning
teams over new teams.

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Currently we have the following teams (as of 7:30 pm) registered.
If your team is not listed I suggest you get going.

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MONDAY 4/3:

RETURNING TEAMS:
  Bacon Worship (Claire Todd)
  Black Velvet Elvis (Alexandra Schaub)
  Blade Runners (Thai Le)
  Call 911 (Glen Gordon)
  Carpe Disc (Andrew Lane)
  Cheeky Monkey (Barney Barnowski)
  DEAD SEXY (Brian Elder) [formerly W. A. R. P. T.]
  Dingoes (Allan Obas)
  Disc Dawgs (Normand Wong)
  Disc-O-Dukes (mark simonson)
  DiscGraceful (Drew Jordan)
  Disco Queens (Scott MacDonald)
  Free To Lay (Bradley Cheer)
  Get-A-Grip (Stephan Suys)
  Greensideup (Eric Longpre)
  Hammers (Ed Prinsen)
  Harry Areola (John McKendry) [formerly Mental Floss]
  Hosers (Chris Ritchie)
  IBUProfane (Brian Lehman)
  Infrequent Flyers (Paul Madden)
  Lego My Gecko (Julie Tessier) [formerly Collective Skink]
  Life After Porn (Thomas Fletcher)
  Limp Disc (Darrell Butler) [formerly Chuckers]
  Mary Juanda (Benton Watson)
  MegaDisc (Steve Ott)
  Millenium Bugs (David Rolo)
  Mystery Team #7 (Keith Dunphy) [formerly Barney's Fault]
  Nefarious Basselopes (Kathryn Jarrett)
  OUTLAWS (Andrew Godo)
  Offensive Bears (Ray Moss)
  Opiate of the Grasses (Jon Kiely)
  Ottawa Rough Riders (Mike Stanton)
  Physbees (Greg Cron)
  Ready & Swilling (David Mooder)
      NOTE: This team was registered for this division
      three times with the same name. Two of these will
      be deleted. If you wish another team in this
      division register again with another name!
  Ring of Fire (Anne-Marie Simoneau)
  SMACKDOWN (PATRICK GATIEN)
  Smell The Fun (Fabio deWitt)
  Swillbillies (Doug Anderson)
  Team R.J. (Kate Hurtig) [formerly Circus Envy]
  The Hounds (Rob Parkhill) [formerly Ow, My Spleen!]
  The Posse (Andrew Szabo)
  Turf Toads (Dean Manning)
  Tweety's Revenge (Tom Chateauvert)
  Use The Force (Philip Hunter)

NEW TEAMS:
  912 Beyond Help (John Ulvr)
  Bionic Monkeys (Robin McMillan)
  Blue Nuit (Kevin McGuire)
      NOTE: This team was registered for this division
      twice with the same name. One of these will be
      deleted. If you wish another team in this division
      register again with another name!
  COBOL Sisters (Louis Albert)
  Chuck D (Andrew Dill)
  Disc-O-Freaks (Matthew Scase)
  Grass Dawgs (Keith Doughty)
  Hell's Hamsters (Michael C. Durr)
  In By That Cone (Stacey Nunes)
  Jimi's Ultimate Experience (Matthew Cole)
  Karaoke All-Satrs (David van der Schee)
  Ratakakwitch (Scott Eden)
  Rhymes With Horatio (Steve Szeto)
  Roadkill (Tara Sprigings)
  Sticky Fingers (Michael Eyestone)
  TBD (Cathy Haydon)
  The Tarkan Crack Monkeys (Laurent Bertrand)
  Three Toads Sloth (Melissa O'Leary)
  Ultimate.Org.Asm (Nick Ierullo)

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MONDAY 5/2:

RETURNING TEAMS:
  Blacque Jacque Shallacque (Mike Vautour)
  Clan MacClan and Uncle Angus (Dave Gilmour)
  Dumb Hucks (Ed Mac Iver)
  Earwax (Fraser Thomson)
  Fluid Druids (Andrew Panciuk)
  Foreplay (Steve Moffatt)
  Frisbee Pie Company (Phil Lavoie)
  Hell's Gazelles (Reza Mashaie)
  Huckin Hores (Lee Donovan)
  Huckin' Fooligans (David Schubert) [formerly Sesquintillion Being]
  Pump (Tamara Miller) [formerly Just Pump It]
  Smokey Bandits (Nick Forster) [formerly Mean People Suck]
  Spindoctors (Chadrick Buffel)
  Steamed Hams (Jim McIntyre)
  Strange Brew (John Zwanenburg)
  U-Files (Mack King)
  UMP THIS! (Jefferson Daugherty)
  Ultimately...NOT! (David Adair)
  Who? Us? (Amanda DeVries)
  Wolves in CHeap Clothing (Derek Kelly)

NEW TEAMS:
  Committee for Public Safety (Craig Fielding)
  Diggin' In (Jesse Ruppell)
  Nefarious Basselopes (Kathryn Jarrett)
      Note: Please confirm you want to register a
      second new team called Nefarious Basselopes
      for the 4/3 division on Monday night. Nefarious
      Basselopes are already registered for the 5/2
      division.
  Quantum Leap (Greg Cron)
  TBD (Janice Sansom)
  West Coast Offense (Brent Wiebe)

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TUESDAY 4/3:

RETURNING TEAMS:
  1-900-BIG-DISC (Darcy Surette)
  7 DEADLY SPINS (Bryan Gormley)
  Abductees (John Samuel)
  Area 51 (Frank Skupek)
  Big, Strong & 18 Inches Long (Jocelyn Rathburn)
  Biggus Discus (Keith Boustead)
  BitHeads (Rob McMullin)
  BlueMe (Louis Albert)
  Bushtukah (Paul Stacey)
  Byte Me (Gerry Leavy)
  Cheap Flick (Errol Hoopfer)
  Disc Connected (Kevin Mullally)
  Disc Jockeys (Rob Spearman)
  Disclamers (Marcy Walsh)
  Discmemberment (Elmer Horvath)
  Discobolus (Brad Peterson)
  Doggiedoosnowcone (Matthew Austin Healey)
  Fine Feathered Friends (Gavin Thompson)
  Hot Buttered Elves (Peter Hauderowicz)
  Huck Finns (Sean Power)
  Huckleberry Hounds (Shawn Button)
  It's A Frisbee (Barry Rezansoff)
  Killer Tomatoes (Alain Chamsi)
  Mellow Yellow (Paul D'Angelo)
  No Harm No Foul (Jennifer Hopkyns) [formerly Promo Without Practice]
  Obedience school (Melanie MacInnis)
  Observing Uranus (Sue Winter)
  Pulp Fliction (David Rama)
  Red Eyed Tree Frogs (Mike Hasson)
  SCREAMING VIKINGS (JESSICA GOLDIE) [formerly DISCOMBOBULATED]
      NOTE: This team was registered for this division twice
      with the same name. One of these will be deleted. If
      you wish another team in this division register again
      with another name!
  Screaming Yellow Zonkers (Craig Fielding)
  Shut Up And Drink (Denis Gauthier)
  Smell The Fun (Fabio deWitt)
  Street Raisins (Melissa Beresford)
  The House Of Representatives (Mike Hoye)
  The Moops (Michael Reade)
  The Pluto Platters (Curtis Hamill) [formerly Clone My Sheep]
  Throws of Passion (Alex Cachia)
  Usual Suspects (Jeff Webster)
  Wild Turkey (Kiersten Leus)

NEW TEAMS:
  Bionic Monkeys (Robin McMillan)
  Blood Huckers (Alistair Forster)
  Canada Trust (Phil Lavoie)
  Dr.Teeth (Troy Jones)
  EBU (Louise Gratton)
  Hucking Crazy (Michael Moore)
  Killer SRB's (Tara Dubue)
  PHAT Bastards (Bonnie Seshadri)
  Shameless Loitering Vagrants (Karla Mcchesney)
  Spirit of the East (Shane Lemon)
  The Opposition (Mike Hoye)
  Tribal Mix (Rolf Krantz)
  Turf Toads (Dean Manning)
  Ultimate Disasters (Darren Lafond)

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WEDNESDAY 4/3:

RETURNING TEAMS:
  911 (Doug Anderson)
  Aer Flingus (Alistair Forster) [formerly Pigs In Space]
  All Touch (Cezar Hauderowicz)
  Bodacious Cowboys (Angela Pegg)
  Crack And Crevice (Fabio deWitt)
  Disco Ducks (Ivan Levac)
  Eat Disc (Corinna Vester)
  Fabulous Flying Flamingoes (Karlis Bouse)
  Hawaii Five - Ho (Anne Rimes) [formerly Maryjuanna bees]
  Huckleberry Hounds (Chris Medl)
  Hurl (Scott Tweedy)
  Kenny Killers (Sandra Hanson)
  Mother Huckers (Lianne Wright)
  NERVOUS FLICK (STEVE JONES)
  NUTS (Jackie Denyer)
  Rainbow Trout (Wing-Leung Chan)
  Red Ripe and Bruised (Andrew Goldstein)
  Saints & Spinners (Darren Burns)
  Shiny Happy People (Tony Argentina)
  Shooters (Patrick Legare)
  Spot (monica rose bischof)
  Stain In The Grass (Dave Wilson)
  Stone Cutters (Tyson Macaulay)
  Summer of Our Discontent (Shubho Biswas)
  The Flickstones (Jennifer Mabee) [formerly Disk Devils]
  The Great Discs of Fire (Wayne Rogers)
  TurfToads (Dean Manning)
  Ultimate Shawarmas (Harbir Bains)
  Very Hungry Caterpillars (Michelle Hunwicks)
  X3 X-Cubed (Neil Ariola) [formerly Discophobes]

NEW TEAMS:
  Beady-Eyed Rodents (Jeff Morrison)
  Bullets (Dan Antonowicz)
  Disc-gruntled (Rob Johnson)
  Field Monkeys (Andrew Greenhalgh)
  Flying Disc Jockeys (Matt Thomas)
  Fresh Can of Whoop Ass (Melissa Vance)
  Mad Cows (Philip Corriveau)
  O-Zone (Habinder Kaur)
  Please help! (Beth Causley)
  Rhymes With Horatio (Steve Szeto)
  The Grasshoppers (Ibrahim Sallam)
  The Hoogers (Daniel Payer)
  The Huck'n Irish (Susan Wynne)
  Waffle (Chris Moran)

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WEDNESDAY 5/2:

RETURNING TEAMS:
  7 11 (Barb Newton) [formerly STD's]
  Bangers & Mash (Norm Peters)
  Biggus Discus (Keith Boustead)
  Dick and Jane (Greg Gnaedinger)
  Dirty Voodoo Children (Andrew Simpson)
  Disclexix (Jeff Greenwood)
  Drunk 24:7 (Lars Juergensen)
  Dumb Hucks (Ed Mac Iver)
  Frisbee Pie Company (Marcel Legault)
  Killer Dwarfs (Steve Ott)
  Mimicking Fishsticks (Vince Rimes) [formerly Pull my Finger]
  Primitiv Mystics (Dwayne Moore)
  SMUT (Cameron Millar)
  Surfer Rosas (Sarah Ramisch)
  Think unsexy thoughts (ed hansen)
  We Don't Know Jack (Mike Hall-Jones)

NEW TEAMS:
  How ya doin? (Amanda DeVries)
  Organized Chaos (Jason Brash)

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THURSDAY WOMEN'S:

RETURNING TEAMS:
  Brazen Hussies (Micheline Joanisse)
  Broad Squad (Kim Gowing)
  Disc Believers (Stephanie Kirkland)
  Discy Chicks (Jacqueline Kappers)
  Gravity Sucks (Sue Warren)
  Grrls Gone Wrong (Jennifer Forget)
  I Dream of Grover (Kelley Bush)
  Inflatable Ultimate Dolls (Beth Causley)
  Lady Disctators (Mary-Anne Fairbairn)
  Men on the side (Johanne Henley)
  Moodswings (Lucie Roberge)
  Queue de Castors (Jill Meloche)
  Run Lola Run (Claudia Reitlingshoefer) [formerly Amazonkers]
  TBD (Heather Amundrud) [formerly AmaZonkers]

NEW TEAMS:
  Boomerang (Christine Lloyd)
  Ultimate Shawarma Chicks (Cheryl Engler)

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CAPTAINS MEETING REMINDER:

Sir Robert Borden High School (on Greenbank Road).
April 19th
7 pm - 9 pm

Every team must send one representative to this meeting.

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APRIL 29TH REGISTRATION REMINDER:

The location is confirmed. It is the Duke of Somerset.
It will take place from 10 am - 4 pm.

Each team is required to register and pay their team fees
on that day.

Bring:

- A cheque or money order for $750 for team fees
- Another separate cheque or money order for $25 for the
  refundable roster deposit

(All cheques/money orders should be made out to the
"Ottawa-Carleton Ultimate Association")

Save time write the following information on the back of
your cheque. [Print clearly please]
- Your name
- Your team name
- The division you are registering for
- Your night phone number
- Your e-mail address

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PLAYERS LOOKING FOR TEAMS FORM NOW AVAILABLE:

If you are a player looking for a team (or a team looking
for a player) check out this new feature on our website.

Look under the "New on the Web" section for the link.

Players and teams can enter their contact info. People can
also scan who is looking if they want to be pre-emptive.

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WOMEN'S TUNE-UP CLINIC - NEW DATE:

Vicky and I really appreciate the amazing response we have
received and are looking forward to getting together at a
later date to hold the event.

So, keep your fingers crossed for Saturday April 29, 2000 -
12:30pm at Hillcrest High School (1900 Dauphin Rd. - corner
of Dauphin and Smyth).

Thanks again for your interest!

Hali
e: hali_gernon@cyberus.ca

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OTTAWA'S FIRST BLACK & BLUE 4/3 CO-ED ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT:

Date:
June 17-18, 2000

Location:
Manotick, Ontario
(Near Ottawa - fields TBA - Sod Farm or New Fields)

Entry Fees:
$200 per team

Ratio:
4/3 co-ed

Start Time:
10:00 a.m.

Captain's Meeting:
9:30 a.m.

Schedules:
Schedules will be e-mailed before the tournament

Format:
To be determined - dependent on number of entries

To register, send an e-mail to deborah.murphy@ec.gc.ca.
In the e-mail include:
team name
city
captain's name
captain's e-mail address and phone number,
team's participation in previous co-ed tournaments &
why you should get a spot in this tournament.

To secure your spot, mail a cheques ($200 - payable to
"Ottawa-Carleton Ultimate Association") to:
Deb Murphy
#5 - 171 MacLaren Street
Ottawa, Ontario
K2P 0K8

Bids will be allocated to teams that have shown a dedication
to the co-ed tournaments first, then the spots will be opened
up to other bids (And a cheque in Deb's hand demonstrates a
dedication to the Black & Blue Co-ed Tourney and will give
your team a spot over and above those who hesitate to pay).

Questions or comments can be directed to Tournament Directors:
Deb Murphy
e: deborah.murphy@ec.gc.ca
p: 613-567-3150

or

Doug Tahirali
e: dougtah@achilles.net
p: 613-231-4662

Cheers,
Deb

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VOLUNTEER NEEDED:

Health Canada and the Occupational Health and Safety Agency
are planning for NAOSH Week May 15-20, 2000. As part of the
activities they would like to host an Ultimate game and
possibly some kind of Ultimate demonstration.

These events are currently targeted for Tuesday, May 16th
and Wednesday, May 17th.

First off we are looking for someone to organize this. Later
we will be asking for players. If you are interested in
helping out with the organization please contact

Danielle Barrette
e: Danielle_Barrette-Marcuccio@hc-sc.gc.ca

Please cc me on that e-mail so I know someone has taken this
on.

Thanks
Mike

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ANYONE TRAVELLING IN EUROPE THIS SUMMER? EUROPASS FOR SALE!:

I have a 10 days within 2 months Eurorail pass that I'm
hoping to sell. It's value is $1000 and am selling for any
reasonable price. It's a great deal for anyone planning on
travelling through Europe this summer!

If anyone is interested please contact me at (613) 836-6560
or by e-mail at ulty3@hotmail.com

Thanks
Kristen Livingston

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS:

  TODAY!        : Deadline for team registration information
  2000/04/19    : OCUA Spring Captains Meeting
  2000/04/29    : OCUA Registration
  2000/05/06-07 : TUT (Toronto, ON)
  2000/05/08    : OCUA season starts
  2000/05/20    : Deadline for player registration information
  2000/05/21-22 : Wax Clinic? - Info sketchy on this right now
  2000/05/27    : Layout For Life (Ottawa, ON)
  2000/05/30    : Catholic High School Tourney
  2000/06/03    : High School Tourney
  2000/06/03-04 : Gender Bender (Fergus, ON)
  2000/06/10    : Spring Tune-Up (Ottawa, ON)
  2000/06/10-11 : U.F.O. (Oromocto, NB)
  2000/06/17    : 9th Annual Ultimate Beach Tournament (Ottawa, ON)
  2000/06/17-18 : Black and Blue Co-ed Tourney (Ottawa, ON)
  2000/06/24-25 : Unknown Legends (Hamilton, ON)
  2000/06/30    : Pre-Canada Day Campout Party (Ottawa, ON)
  2000/07/01-02 : Montreal Jazz Tournament (Montreal, QC)
  2000/07/08-09 : No Borders (Ottawa, ON)
  2000/07/15-16 : Flatland Frenzy (Winnipeg, MB)
  2000/07/22-23 : Parlee Beach (Shediac, NB)
  2000/07/27-30 : Nationals (Vancouver, BC)
  2000/08/12-13 : Catch 'N' Release 2000 (Halifax, NS)
  2000/08/19-20 : OCUA playoffs (divisions to be announced)
  2000/08/26-27 : OCUA playoffs (divisions to be announced)
  2000/09/09    : OCUA end of summer party
  2000/09/23-24 : Fr'equinox (Co-ed, Ottawa ON)

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