Ultimate Happenings - Issue 96
May 14, 1999

        

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Ultimate Happenings: Issue 96 - May 14 1999

OCUA Web site: http://www.ocua.ca

"How come you never hear about gruntled employees?"

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CONTENTS:

- Deadline For Team Roster Is May 22
- Ultimate VISA Card Affinity Program
- Players Looking For Teams
- Women's Ultimate Skills Clinic Brought To You By Stella
- Rule Of The Week
- Looking For A Roommate
- Room For Sublet
- Lost
- Team Roster Status
- Calendar Of Events

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DEADLINE FOR TEAM ROSTER IS MAY 22:

URL:
http://www.ocua.ca/registration/start.htm

NOTES:
Everyone please take a look at the list at the end of this
email to determine if your team is completely registered.
Contact your captain to make sure all missing information
will be entered by May 22nd.

All information entered is used only by the league and will
never be given away or sold for any purpose. If a player does
not wish to have his or her name, home phone number and
email address published in the OCUA phone book indicate this
with the appropriate button on the form.

If a complete roster is received by May 22 we will return
that teams roster deposit of $25. A roster is considered
complete if 13 or more players are entered OR if I receive
an email stating that a team has less then 13 players and
those players are entered in the database.

If you think there is a problem with the list contact
me as soon as possible.

Thanks

Mike Harley
  e: mharley@sympatico.ca

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ULTIMATE VISA CARD AFFINITY PROGRAM:

For more information and to show you are interested please go
to http://www.ocua.ca/visa/visa.htm.

This is a new opportunity to raise funds for OCUA and it is
an alternate source of income other then our team fees. This
kind of program works but only if enough people support it.

As of 10:00 am this morning 54 people indicated that they
would be interested in an affinity VISA card. We need to show
that about 500 people are interested before we can take this
to the next step. Currently we are just collecting information
(via the website above) to determine who and how many people
would be interested.

If you wish to show your support please do so as soon as
possible and by Friday May 21st at the latest.

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PLAYERS LOOKING FOR TEAMS:

The following men and women are still looking for a team or
teams to play on. If you have a spot please give them an email.

Men:
    Peter Hunter (pchunter@hotmail.com)                 Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri
    Tom Goodbody (thomasg@proslide.com)                 Tue, Wed
    Andre Ringuette (studio@freestylephotography.com)   Wed
    Kieron O'Gorman (kieron@home.com)                   Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri
    Kenton Power (kenton@storm.ca)                      Mon, Thur
    Curtis Baum (curtis.pb_photo@magma.ca)              Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri
    Ian Simpson (isimpson@nortelnetworks.com)           Mon, Tue, Wed
    Blake Maguire (bmaguire@ppiott.com)                 Thur
    Mandeep Brar (mbrar@sfu.ca)
    Eric Laporte (eric_laporte@acdi-cida.gc.ca)         Mon, Tue
    Mark S. Senyshyn (seny@cadence.com)                 Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri
    Jacques Fauteux (jfauteux9@hotmail.com)             Tue, Wed, Thur
    Grant Nash (nash.grant@fin.gc.ca)                   Wed, Fri
    Rheal Girouard (Rgirouard@dy4.com)                  Mon, Wed, Thur
    Matthew Smith (Matthew_Smith@pch.gc.ca)             Wed, Thur, Fri
    Joel Leonhardt (joell@nortel.ca)                    Thur
    Yanni Cosmopouls (cosmopoulos@yahoo.com)            Wed, Fri
    Mike Aiken (Mike.Aiken@PWGSC.GC.CA)                 Tue, Wed, Fri
    Anil M. Thaker (anilt@lucent.com)                   Tue, Thur, Fri
    James McGale (jmcgale@chat.carleton.ca)             Tue, Wed, Thur
    Kieron O'Gorman (kieron@home.com)                   Tue, Thur, Fri
    Peter Lee (plee@cyberus.ca)                         Fri
    Steve Szeto (sszeto@viennasys.com)                  Thur
    Rob Kilbride (rkilbrid@newbridge.com)               Tue, Wed, Thur
    Jacob Ball (balljacob@hotmail.com)                  Mon, Fri
    Ken Dawson (kdawson@chat.carleton.ca)               Tue, Wed, Fri
    Ed Coderre (ecoderre@cyberus.ca)                    Mon, Tue, Wed
    Robert Meynell (rmeyn102@uottawa.ca)                Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri
    Jeff Wong (ae883@freenet.carleton.ca)               Mon, Tue, Thur
    Arn Hyndman (arn.hyndman@sympatico.ca)              Tue
    Phil Higo (philhigo@axil.intranet.ca)               Mon, Tue, Thur
    Jonathan Leitch (Jonathan_Leitch@pch.gc.ca)         Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur

Women:
    Marthe Bujold (mbujold@cmhc-schl.gc.ca)             Tue, Wed, Thur
    Andrea Bowie (abowie@pwgsc.gc.ca)                   Mon, Wed, Fri

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WOMEN'S ULTIMATE SKILLS CLINIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY STELLA:

Every year we have such a great time with all the women who
come out for some fun and a few pointers so of course here we
go again!

Come out to pick up a new skill or two, some ideas for your
team, meet someone new and have a whole lot of fun!  You may
even be laying out at the end of the day!!

When?
If this is your very first year playing Ultimate:
Friday May 28th 6:30-8:30 pm

If you've played before:
Sunday May 30th 4:00 to 6:00 pm

Where?
Lynda Lane

What to bring?
a. cleats and a disc if you have them
b. water
c. a shirt you won't mind getting dirty
d. and a friend!

Can't wait to see ya! Stella

No need to call, just show up! 
But if you have a question contact:
Tanis
p: 235-9594
e: tanis98@hotmail.com

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RULE OF THE WEEK:

Pick (XVIII.3)

Put your high-tops away - To use someone as an obstacle (which
is often used in basketball) is a "pick".  When a player runs
between you and the player who you are covering causing you
to slow down it is also a "pick".  When a "pick" is called
everyone stops to give the player who was 'picked' an
opportunity to catch up with their person.  If the disc has
already been thrown, it must be caught though or it is a
turnover.  Moving to make a play for the disc is okay.
(XIX.2A.1)

Once the player who was picked has caught up to their person,
the thrower gets the disc back and the stall count stays where
it was if it was 5 or under or it goes back to 5 if it was over.

Thanks
Kathy Connelly
e: kathandallan@sprint.ca

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LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE:

One room mate wanted for a three bedroom apartment in Centretown.
Kitchen, dining room, den, 1.5 baths, balcony, washer/dryer,
wood floors.

Please contact Steve or Todd at 230-7948 or sseabrook@sympatico.ca

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ROOM FOR SUBLET:

Master Bedroom (en suite) to sublet for June, July and August
in roomy townhouse. Around the corner from Mooney's Bay, grocery
store and bus routes. Half hour walk to Carleton U.

$700 inclusive for the three months plus phone.

Call 260-0837.

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LOST:

I lost a pearl earring on Thursday, May 6th at Orlando Park.
If anyone finds it would you please contact me at my email
address: carolsweeney@hotmail.com.

Thank you.
Carol Sweeney

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TEAM ROSTER STATUS:

As of Friday May 14th (9:30am).

The number before the team name indicates the number of
players currently entered for that team. Some duplicate
entries have not been removed so this number is not
100% accurate.

    Monday 4/3
    Steve Ott
    00  Blade Runners (Thai Le)
    00  Disc-O-Dukes (Mark Simonson)
    14  Get a Grip (Kerm Suys)
    02  Girlie Drink Drunks (Masood Qureshi)
    00  Green Side Up (Eric Lonpre)
    00  H2Ho's (Diana Nunes)
    01  Heavy Turbulance (Steve Seabrook)
    00  IBU Profane (Brian Lehman)
    00  Mary Juanda (Nathalie Parent)
    00  MegaDisc (Steve Ott)
    00  Mental Floss (John McKendry)
    00  Pound Puppies (Steve Boxma)
    00  SLIME (David Schindel)
    14  Skin Tight Delites (Gord Neufeld)
    00  The Posse (Andrew Szabo)
    00  Warpt (Jack Brown)

    Monday 4/3
    Steve Seabrook
    11  Alexander Kieth's Richards (Kevin McGuire)
    14  Bacon Worship (Clair Todd)
    00  Barney's Fault (Colleen Francis)
    00  Black Velvet Elvis (Peter Hunniset)
    00  Call 911 (Dan Froman)
    00  Carpe Disc (Andrew Lane)
    00  Cheeky Monkey (Barney Barnowski)
    00  Chuckers (Darrell Butler)
    00  Circus Envy (Jay Yeung)
    01  Collective Skink (Moe Garahan)
    00  Dingoes (Dan Bonneau)
    01  Disc Appeal (Chris Millington)
    20  Disc Dawgs (Norm Wong)
    00  Disc Graceful (Drew Jordan)
    00  Disco Inferno (Steve Szeto)
    14  Disco Queenz (Norm Peters)
    00  Disctator (Michael Shubaly)
    14  Flickless Neuticles (Kim  Desjardins)
    01  Free To Lay (Brad Cheer)
    14  Hammers (Ed Prinsen)
    16  Ho Ho Ho The Disc (Sherry Head)
    00  Hosers (Chris Ritchie)
    00  Infrequent Flyers (Paul Madden)
    00  Life After Porn (Thomas Fletcher)
    19  Millenium Bugs (David Rolo)
    15  Nefarious Basselopes (Kathryn Jarrett)
    08  Offensive Bears (Ray Moss)
    00  Opiate of the Grasses (Dannette Frost)
    00  Ottawa Rough Riders (Michael Stanton)
    03  Outlaws (Andrew Godo)
    15  Ow, My Spleen! (Rob Parkhill)
    07  Physbees (Greg Cron)
    00  Ready & Swilling (Cory Bowditch)
    00  Ring O Fire (Anne-Marie Simonea)
    00  Smack Down (Patrick Gatien)
    00  Swillbillies (Doug Anderson)
    00  Turf Toads (Dean Manning)
    14  Tweety's Revenge (Tom Chateauvert)
    00  Use The Force (Winston Sorfleet)
    00  X-squared (Bill Bryne)

    Monday 5/2
    Jeff Rathborn
    18  Black Jaques Shellaque... (Mike Vautour)
    00  Clan McClan & Uncle Angus (Dave Gilmour)
    00  Drunk 24:7 (Russell McDonnell)
    00  Ear Wax (Jason Clarke)
    00  Fluid Druids (Andrew Panciuk)
    00  Foreplay (Steve Moffatt)
    00  Frisbee Pie Company (Phil Lavoie)
    12  Hell's Gazelles (Reza Mashaie)
    14  Huckin Hores (Lee Donovan)
    00  Just Pump It (Vance Strickland)
    16  K9 Seduction (Mike Allen)
    17  Mean People Suck (Nick Forrester)
    00  Road Kill (Tara Sprigings)
    00  Sesquintillion Being (Colin Sacco)
    00  Spin Doctors (Chad Buffell)
    00  Steamed Hams (Jim McIntyre)
    00  Strange Brew (John Zwarenburg)
    00  Three Toads Sloth (Dan Antonowicz)
    00  U-Files (Mack King)
    00  Ultimately....NOT! (David Adair)
    00  Ump This (David Vandenberg)
    18  Who? Us? (Amanda Pinto)
    00  Wolves In Cheap Clothing (Derek Kelly)
    00  Zen (and the Art of Ultimate) (Joanne Rogers)

    Tuesday 4/3
    Barny Barnowski
    00  Abductees (John Samuel)
    00  Big Hand Of Death (Kevina Hyde)
    11  Disc Connected (Tim Wilson)
    00  Fine Feathered Friends (Gavin Thompson)
    00  Screaming Yellow Zonkers (Rod Nicholls)
    12  Seven Deadly Spins (Bryan Gormley)
    00  Shut Up and Drink (Denis Gauthier)
    00  Weather Beaten Skanks (Jake Power)

    Tuesday 4/3
    Glenda Smith
    00  Babysteps (Darius Viskontas)
    00  Big, Strong & 18 in long (Jeff Rathburn)
    00  BitHeads (Rob McMullin)
    00  Bono's Sound (Camille Campbell)
    00  Byte Me (Chris Robertson)
    00  Cheap Flick (Margaret Gural)
    00  Disc-OSLA (Nicole Owen)
    00  Disclamers (Marcy Walsh)
    00  Discmemberment (Elmer Horvath)
    14  Disco Rules (Sean Cornish)
    00  Discobolus (Brad Peterson)
    00  Ground Effects (Steve Seabrook)
    00  Hot Buttered Elves (Peter Hauderowicz)
    00  Hucken Fappy (Caroline LaBelle)
    00  It's a Frisbee (Barry Rezansoff)
    00  Minimally Impaired (Patric Gay)
    01  Promo Without Practice (Jennifer Hopkyns)
    00  RUSH (Eric Sauve)
    13  Red Eyed Tree Frogs (Mike Hasson)
    00  The Chewbacca Defense (Barney Barnowski)
    00  The Street Raisins (Erik Gordon)
    11  The Wild Turkey (Kiersten Leus)
    15  Throes of Passion (Chris Burgoin)
    00  Unbleachables (Marc Dostaler)

    Tuesday 4/3
    Stacy Nunes
    14  AFKADAC (Jean-Guy Brin)
    00  Area 51 (Rob Campbell)
    00  Biggus Discus (Leszek Nowosielski)
    09  Blue Me (Louis Albert)
    13  Clone My Sheep (Curtis Hamill)
    00  Crocodisk (Alain Dorion)
    03  Disc Jockeys (Paule Marchand)
    07  Discoriented (Paul Stacey)
    14  Doggie-doo Snow Cone (Matthew Healey)
    00  Horizontally Hip (Brian Lehman)
    00  Huck and Chase Inc. (Peter Brooks)
    00  Huckleberry Hounds (Chris Medl)
    00  Killer Tomatoes (Alain Chamsi)
    00  Mellow Yellow (Paul D'Angelo)
    00  More Than Conquerers (Stephen Hall)
    00  Nuts (Geoff Lynch)
    00  Obedience School (Melanie MacInnis)
    00  Observing Uranus (Sue Winter)
    00  Pulp Fliction (Dave Rama)
    00  Smell The Fun (Brian Curwin)
    06  The Moops (Micheal Reade)
    00  Unteachables (Robert Sauder)
    00  Usual Suspects (Jon Ross)
    00  Who Cares (Sarah Brandon)

    Tuesday 5/2
    Barny Barnowski
    00  1-900-BIG-DISC (Dave Van der Schee)
    10  Dr. Teeth (Troy Jones)
    00  House of Representatives (Mike Hoye)
    00  Mad Platters (Marco Zarkovic)
    00  Murph & The Discs of Steel (David Matsukubo)
    00  Ultimatum (Andrew Szczeszynski)


    Wednesday 4/3
    Nick Roberts
    00  911 (Doug Anderson)
    00  All Touch, No Contact (Kim Oliver)
    04  Bodacious Cowboys (Angela Pegg)
    00  Crack and Cervice (Brian Curwin)
    00  Disc Devils (David Bond)
    00  Disc Devils Too (David Bond)
    00  Disco Ducks (Danny Leeson)
    00  Disco Quinz (William Wong)
    18  Discophobes (Jean Lapierre)
    00  Discount Prophets (Rob Dumbrille)
    00  Eat Disc (Corinna Vester)
    00  Fabulous Flying Flamingoes (Gavin Thompson)
    00  Flick This (Carrie Bowie)
    04  Huckleberry Hounds (Chris Medl)
    00  Hurl (Scott Tweedy)
    17  Kenny Killers (Sandra Hanson)
    00  Mary Juanabees (Natalie Gutz)
    00  Might Hucks (Sue Matheson)
    00  Mother Huckers (Ron Kieley)
    00  Nervous Flick (Steve Jones)
    00  Nuts (Jackie Denyer)
    00  Outlaws (Andrew Godo)
    00  Pass the Salt (Tim Dowell)
    00  Pigs in Space (James Price)
    00  Rainbow Trout (Wing Lueng Chan)
    00  Red, Ripe & Bruised (Andrew Armstrong)
    00  Saints & Spinners (Darren Burns)
    00  Shiny Happy People (Rami Ibrahim)
    20  Shooters (Patrick Legare)
    00  ShutUp&Run! (Marc Rouleau)
    00  Slurpee Headache (Caroline Sansom)
    00  Spot (Monica Bischof)
    00  Stain in the Grass (David Wilson)
    00  Stone Cutters (Tyson Macauley)
    00  Summer of Our Discontent (Shubho Biswas)
    00  Tragically Fit (Jason Wilson)
    00  Turf Toads (Dean Manning)
    00  Ultimate Sharwarmas (Harbir Bains)
    00  Very Hungry Caterpillers (George Brook)
    00  Where's My Couch (Paul Moulton)

    Wednesday  5/2
    Jack Webb
    00  668
    10  Bangers & Mash
    00  Beadie-eyed Rodents
    00  Biggus Discus
    00  Bruce/Usuals
    13  Dead Dog Spot
    20  Dick & Jane Layout
    00  Dirty Voodoo Children
    00  Disc-conbobulate
    00  Discgruntled
    16  Disclexix
    00  Drunk 24:7
    00  Dumb Hucks
    00  Flavour of the Weak
    00  Frisbee Pie Co. II
    00  Funnilingus
    01  House of Orange
    00  Killer Dwarfs
    00  L T M N
    10  Lemmings
    00  Loons
    18  Mad Cows
    00  Primitive Mystics
    00  SMUT
    00  South Park High (Jr)
    00  Surfer Rosa
    00  Think UnSexy Thoughts
    00  Ultimate Maritime Madness
    00  NOT - Tonight
    08  We Don't Know Jack

    Thursday Women's
    Kathy Connelly
    00  Almonte (Christina Kealy)
    00  Amazonkers (Claudia Reitlingshoefer)
    00  Brazen Hussies (Micheline Joannisse)
    00  Broad Squad (Caroline Sansom)
    00  Chick Flixxx (Manon des Groseille)
    00  Disc Believers (Stephanie Kirkland)
    00  Diskie Chicks (Jacqueline Kappers)
    12  Gravity Sucks (Sue Warren)
    00  Grrrls Gone Wrong (Anne Murphy)
    00  Hucking Sheilas (Diana Nunes)
    15  I Dream of Grover (Lynn Lovett)
    00  Inflatable Ultimate (Beth Causley)
    00  Lady Disctators (MaryAnne Fairbairn)
    16  Men on the Side (Johanne Henley)
    17  Moodswings (Lucie Roberge)
    00  Prissy in Pink (Jen Stickley)
    00  Pylon Godess (Valerie Moquin)
    10  Queue de Castor (Ilana Rubin)
    00  Saturn Returns (Rhonda MacDougall)
    00  Spinsters (Joanne Johnson)
    00  Stacked (Trish Younge)

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS:

May 15-16: Toronto Ultimate Tournament
May 22: OCUA Roster Submission Deadline
June 19: "pole-hole-ka" Disc Golf Tournament
July 24: Women's Hat Tournament

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