**************** Over 1340 players served ****************** Ultimate Happenings: Issue 98 - May 26 1999 OCUA Web site: http://www.ocua.ca "If money could talk, it would say good-bye" ************************************************************ CONTENTS: - Friday Night Master's BBQ Social - Season Kickoff And C Tournament Party - June 12 - The 8th Annual Ultimate Beach Tournament - Tour Deadline - May 30 - Sod Farm Field Layout - Sod Farm Toilet Location - A Midsummer Night's Dream Tournament - Jazzfest Tourney Website - Update Your Bookmarks - Women's Ultimate Skills Clinic Brought To You By Stella - Ocua Fund Raising Efforts - Visa Program - Two Teams Still Owe Team Fees - Team Roster - Room For Rent - Apartment To Share - Current Team Roster Status - Calendar Of Events ************************************************************ FRIDAY NIGHT MASTER'S BBQ SOCIAL: Masters born Dec. 31/69 or before ALL ABILITY LEVELS This Friday, May 28 there will be a BBQ social right after games. Consequently, both games will be played at the sod farm. Free food & inexpensive beverages will be available. ANYONE WHO IS NOT ON A TEAM YET BUT WOULD LIKE TO BE IS WELCOME! If you are interested in playing on a semi-regular or better basis please phone or email Craig at 729-8715 or cfielding@cyberus.ca. We currently have four teams with 10-12 players each. Ideally, we would like to increase the rosters to 14-16 players each. Most games will be at Lynda Lane. ************************************************************ SEASON KICKOFF AND C TOURNAMENT PARTY - JUNE 12: THE DUKE OF SOMERSET (Bank and Somerset) NEEDED MUSICIANS FOR THE PARTY: Have you got hidden musical talent? Are you part of a band that needs some exposure? Then June 12 at the Duke of Somerset is the night for you!!! Duke favorites - The Publicans (Dave Brown, family and friends) will be welcoming any and all to take the stage and perform throughout the night. One other band has already confirmed so reserve your space now by getting in touch with Doug Tahirali at dougtah@achilles.net. NEEDED PARTIERS FOR THE PARTY: Tickets are only five dollars, available at the C tourney, the door and at Cleave Physiotherapy Clinic at 180 Metcalfe St. Door prize will be a six month membership at a local health club. So come on out and support your league and your fellow players in their quest for musical stardom - June 12 at the Duke of Somerset. ************************************************************ THE 8TH ANNUAL ULTIMATE BEACH TOURNAMENT: Britannia Beach - Sunday, June 20th 1999 All levels of teams are invited to spend a day on the beach playing Ultimate. Experienced and Recreational divisions 5 on 5 on the Sand! (co-ed / max 3 same sex) Register your team NOW - Space is quite limited (it's a small beach!) $75 per team includes food & drink for all For info or registration contact BOTH Glenda and Steve: Glenda Smith 737-3476 Steve Ott (W)738-1338 x3390 (H)747-0123 or (email: samo_ott@hotmail.com or glenda@iosphere.net) ************************************************************ TOUR DEADLINE - MAY 30: "Ultimate season has begun and you are having so much fun. All your muscles have shouted OH MY! about the your fitness level of years gone by. Your throws maybe still a bit rusty but you keep trying with gusty. Everyone's SPIRIT is great there isn't any debate. You have read TOUR Spring 99 and would like the next one to be just as fine. Did you know it is up to you to send articles, cheers, and photos too? So when your team is at the bar get out that pen and tell us what has happened so far. Now is your time to have your name in a byline!" Siobhan Williams siobhan@ca.ibm.com TOUR Editor (not a cheer writer) 237-5791 ************************************************************ SOD FARM FIELD LAYOUT: The field layout published in TOUR is incorrect. After TOUR went to press we reorganized the fields (and their numbers) to allow two more fields at the site. The correct map can be found at the OCUA website. ************************************************************ SOD FARM TOILET LOCATION: The sod farm toilet is still located near the pond behind a bush, but it has been moved around to the right to be closer to the back fields. Seek and ye shall find. ************************************************************ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM TOURNAMENT: There are still spots available.... June 19 & 20, 1999 Douglas Hospital Grounds, Montreal 16 coed (4-3) teams $200 can ($150 US) plus a food hamper. All proceeds will go to the Douglas Hospital and Toujours Ensemble, a charity supporting underprivileged children and families in Montreal. To register send a cheque to: Ken Hunt 3967 av Laval Montreal, Quebec H2W 2H9 For more information contact Ken - khunt@orl.mcgill.ca or visit the website at http://aum.zoo.net/MNDT ************************************************************ JAZZFEST TOURNEY WEBSITE: http://aum.zoo.net/jazzfest/ ************************************************************ UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS: In order to ensure proper functionality, please update your links and/or bookmarks for the OCUA website to http://www.ocua.ca/ If you use the old address, http://www.cyberus.ca/~ocua/, you can get to the site, but not all of the links will work. Thanks! Ken Lange OCUA Web Team ************************************************************ WOMEN'S ULTIMATE SKILLS CLINIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY STELLA: Every year we have such a great time with all the women who come out for some fun and a few pointers so of course here we go again! Come out to pick up a new skill or two, some ideas for your team, meet someone new and have a whole lot of fun! You may even be laying out at the end of the day!! When? If this is your very first year playing Ultimate: Friday May 28th 6:30-8:30 pm If you've played before: Sunday May 30th 4:00 to 6:00 pm Where? Lynda Lane What to bring? a. cleats and a disc if you have them b. water c. a shirt you won't mind getting dirty d. and a friend! Can't wait to see ya! Stella No need to call, just show up! But if you have a question contact: Tanis p: 235-9594 e: tanis98@hotmail.com ************************************************************ OCUA FUND RAISING EFFORTS - VISA PROGRAM: I would like to thank everyone who sent me their comments after the last issue of UH. I received 30 or so responses and there were many good points raised. While I haven't had the time to respond to them I have saved them and will act on them in the future. I appreciate this kind of input and if anyone has any comments, concerns or suggestions please send them my way. The deadline for collecting data on people interested in the VISA affinity card program will be this weekend. After that we will be talking to the bank and see how we can proceed. If we proceed we will find out exactly what the benefits will be for OCUA and for each participating member. I will list these in a future UH and then we will formally ask people to sign up based on those benefits. VISA AFFINITY CARD URL: http://www.ocua.ca/visa/visa.htm Thanks Mike Harley e: mharley@sympatico.ca ************************************************************ TWO TEAMS STILL OWE TEAM FEES: I have tried to contact these teams but for various reasons have not heard anything from them. If you are a member of one of these teams urge your captain to contact me as soon as possible. DISC APPEAL/EBB N' FLOW - Monday 4/3 DISCO QUINZ - Wednesday 4/3 (We received payment but the cheque was returned NSF) Thanks Mike Harley e: mharley@sympatico.ca ************************************************************ TEAM ROSTER: Just a reminder that the team roster deadline is this weekend. http://www.ocua.ca/registration/start.htm I realize that there is no way to review or modify the data on the website and I will try to remedy that early next week. ************************************************************ ROOM FOR RENT: 1 bedroom for rent. Own entrance. Share with two females. $316/month. Call Sylvie 724-3252 ************************************************************ APARTMENT TO SHARE: Roommate needed for downtown 2 bedroom apartment (Kent/Nepean), furnished, heat included...$395/month Call Karen 230-4026 for more info. ************************************************************ CURRENT TEAM ROSTER STATUS: - Database status as of Wednesday May 26 at 8:00 pm - Duplicate entries may not be eliminated. - If your team has 12 or less players registered and you have not sent me an email stating that your roster consists of less then 13 players you will lose your roster deposit if things are not clarified out by this weekend. - Please, we need this information more then we need the roster deposits. Monday 4/3: Steve Ott 13 Blade Runners (Thai Le) 03 Disc-O-Dukes (Mark Simonson) 16 Get a Grip (Kerm Suys) 11 Girlie Drink Drunks (Masood Qureshi) 00 Green Side Up (Eric Lonpre) 00 H2Ho's (Diana Nunes) 16 Heavy Turbulance (Steve Seabrook) 00 IBU Profane (Brian Lehman) 15 Mary Juanda (Nathalie Parent) 00 MegaDisc (Steve Ott) 15 Mental Floss (John McKendry) 04 Pound Puppies (Steve Boxma) 13 SLIME (David Schindel) 14 Skin Tight Delites (Gord Neufeld) 16 The Posse (Andrew Szabo) 14 Warpt (Jack Brown) Monday 4/3: Steve Seabrook 11 Alexander Kieth's Richards (Kevin McGuire) 14 Bacon Worship (Clair Todd) 14 Barney's Fault (Colleen Francis) 12 Black Velvet Elvis (Peter Hunniset) 13 Call 911 (Dan Froman) 12 Carpe Disc (Andrew Lane) 14 Cheeky Monkey (Barney Barnowski) 00 Chuckers (Darrell Butler) 13 Circus Envy (Jay Yeung) 03 Collective Skink (Moe Garahan) 14 Dingoes (Dan Bonneau) 01 Disc Appeal (Chris Millington) 20 Disc Dawgs (Norm Wong) 21 Disc Graceful (Drew Jordan) 13 Disco Inferno (Steve Szeto) 16 Disco Queenz (Norm Peters) 17 Disctator (Michael Shubaly) 14 Flickless Neuticles (Kim Desjardins) 13 Free To Lay (Brad Cheer) 15 Hammers (Ed Prinsen) 15 Ho Ho Ho The Disc (Sherry Head) 16 Hosers (Chris Ritchie) 15 Infrequent Flyers (Paul Madden) 01 Life After Porn (Thomas Fletcher) 19 Millenium Bugs (David Rolo) 15 Nefarious Basselopes (Kathryn Jarrett) 14 Offensive Bears (Ray Moss) 13 Opiate of the Grasses (Dannette Frost) 15 Ottawa Rough Riders (Michael Stanton) 12 Outlaws (Andrew Godo) 16 Ow, My Spleen! (Rob Parkhill) 15 Physbees (Greg Cron) 14 Ready & Swilling (Cory Bowditch) 13 Ring O Fire (Anne-Marie Simonea) 34 Smack Down (Patrick Gatien) 00 Swillbillies (Doug Anderson) 11 Turf Toads (Dean Manning) 13 Tweety's Revenge (Tom Chateauvert) 08 Use The Force (Winston Sorfleet) 15 X-squared (Bill Bryne) Monday 5/2: Jeff Rathborn 15 Black Jaques Shellaque... (Mike Vautour) 20 Clan McClan & Uncle Angus (Dave Gilmour) 19 Drunk 24:7 (Russell McDonnell) 00 Ear Wax (Jason Clarke) 14 Fluid Druids (Andrew Panciuk) 00 Foreplay (Steve Moffatt) 00 Frisbee Pie Company (Phil Lavoie) 12 Hell's Gazelles (Reza Mashaie) 14 Huckin Hores (Lee Donovan) 00 Just Pump It (Vance Strickland) 16 K9 Seduction (Mike Allen) 17 Mean People Suck (Nick Forrester) 15 Road Kill (Tara Sprigings) 01 Sesquintillion Being (Colin Sacco) 14 Spin Doctors (Chad Buffell) 13 Steamed Hams (Jim McIntyre) 00 Strange Brew (John Zwarenburg) 18 Three Toads Sloth (Dan Antonowicz) 16 U-Files (Mack King) 00 Ultimately....NOT! (David Adair) 00 Ump This (David Vandenberg) 17 Who? Us? (Amanda Pinto) 00 Wolves In Cheap Clothing (Derek Kelly) 15 Zen (and the Art of Ultimate) (Joanne Rogers) Tuesday 4/3: Barney Barnowski 15 Abductees (John Samuel) 13 Big Hand Of Death (Kevina Hyde) 14 Disc Connected (Tim Wilson) 00 Fine Feathered Friends (Gavin Thompson) 14 Screaming Yellow Zonkers (Rod Nicholls) 12 Seven Deadly Spins (Bryan Gormley) 00 Shut Up and Drink (Denis Gauthier) 14 Weather Beaten Skanks (Jake Power) Tuesday 4/3: Glenda Smith 13 Babysteps (Darius Viskontas) 00 Big, Strong & 18 in long (Jeff Rathburn) 00 BitHeads (Rob McMullin) 16 Bono's Sound (Camille Campbell) 20 Byte Me (Chris Robertson) 13 Cheap Flick (Margaret Gural) 13 Disc-OSLA (Nicole Owen) 14 Disclamers (Marcy Walsh) 13 Discmemberment (Elmer Horvath) 14 Disco Rules (Sean Cornish) 15 Discobolus (Brad Peterson) 09 Ground Effects (Steve Seabrook) 14 Hot Buttered Elves (Peter Hauderowicz) 15 Hucken Fappy (Caroline LaBelle) 21 It's a Frisbee (Barry Rezansoff) 00 Minimally Impaired (Patric Gay) 14 Promo Without Practice (Jennifer Hopkyns) 00 RUSH (Eric Sauve) 13 Red Eyed Tree Frogs (Mike Hasson) 12 The Chewbacca Defense (Barney Barnowski) 00 The Street Raisins (Erik Gordon) 13 The Wild Turkey (Kiersten Leus) 15 Throes of Passion (Chris Burgoin) 00 Unbleachables (Marc Dostaler) Tuesday 4/3: Stacy Nunes 14 AFKADAC (Jean-Guy Brin) 08 Area 51 (Rob Campbell) 15 Biggus Discus (Leszek Nowosielski) 13 Blue Me (Louis Albert) 13 Clone My Sheep (Curtis Hamill) 00 Crocodisk (Alain Dorion) 17 Disc Jockeys (Paule Marchand) 10 Discoriented (Paul Stacey) 15 Doggie-doo Snow Cone (Matthew Healey) 00 Horizontally Hip (Brian Lehman) 14 Huck and Chase Inc. (Peter Brooks) 17 Huckleberry Hounds (Chris Medl) 14 Killer Tomatoes (Alain Chamsi) 15 Mellow Yellow (Paul D'Angelo) 20 Greenbelt Flyers (More Than Conquerers) (Stephen Hall) 12 Nuts (Geoff Lynch) 13 Obedience School (Melanie MacInnis) 00 Observing Uranus (Sue Winter) 00 Pulp Fliction (Dave Rama) 17 Smell The Fun (Brian Curwin) 10 The Moops (Micheal Reade) 14 Unteachables (Robert Sauder) 22 Usual Suspects (Jon Ross) 00 Who Cares (Sarah Brandon) Tuesday 5/2: Barney Barnowski 12 1-900-BIG-DISC (Dave Van der Schee) 14 Dr. Teeth (Troy Jones) 00 House of Representatives (Mike Hoye) 18 Mad Platters (Marco Zarkovic) 00 Murph & The Discs of Steel (David Matsukubo) 03 Ultimatum (Andrew Szczeszynski) Wednesday 4/3: Nick Roberts 00 911 (Doug Anderson) 13 All Touch, No Contact (Kim Oliver) 13 Bodacious Cowboys (Angela Pegg) 16 Crack and Cervice (Brian Curwin) 00 Disc Devils (David Bond) 16 Disc Devils Too (David Bond) 00 Disco Ducks (Danny Leeson) 01 Disco Quinz (William Wong) 18 Discophobes (Jean Lapierre) 00 Discount Prophets (Rob Dumbrille) 14 Eat Disc (Corinna Vester) 00 Fabulous Flying Flamingoes (Gavin Thompson) 21 Flick This (Carrie Bowie) 13 Huckleberry Hounds (Chris Medl) 00 Hurl (Scott Tweedy) 17 Kenny Killers (Sandra Hanson) 14 Mary Juanabees (Natalie Gutz) 00 Might Hucks (Sue Matheson) 13 Mother Huckers (Ron Kieley) 13 Nervous Flick (Steve Jones) 20 Nuts (Jackie Denyer) 08 Outlaws (Andrew Godo) 17 Pass the Salt (Tim Dowell) 01 Pigs in Space (James Price) 15 Rainbow Trout (Wing Lueng Chan) 14 Red, Ripe & Bruised (Andrew Armstrong) 14 Saints & Spinners (Darren Burns) 12 Shiny Happy People (Rami Ibrahim) 20 Shooters (Patrick Legare) 00 ShutUp&Run! (Marc Rouleau) 15 Slurpee Headache (Caroline Sansom) 00 Spot (Monica Bischof) 00 Stain in the Grass (David Wilson) 19 Stone Cutters (Tyson Macauley) 00 Summer of Our Discontent (Shubho Biswas) 00 Tragically Fit (Jason Wilson) 15 Turf Toads (Dean Manning) 02 Ultimate Sharwarmas (Harbir Bains) 01 Very Hungry Caterpillers (George Brook) 00 Where's My Couch (Paul Moulton) Wednesday 5/2: Jack Webb 00 668 14 Bangers & Mash 18 Beadie-eyed Rodents 15 Biggus Discus 17 Bruce/Usuals 13 Dead Dog Spot 20 Dick & Jane Layout 00 Dirty Voodoo Children 12 Disc-conbobulate 15 Discgruntled 16 Disclexix 00 Drunk 24:7 13 Dumb Hucks 14 Flavour of the Weak 00 Frisbee Pie Co. II 00 Funnilingus 15 House of Orange 00 Killer Dwarfs 14 L T M N 11 Lemmings 00 Loons 18 Mad Cows 09 Primitive Mystics 00 SMUT 00 South Park High (Jr) 15 Surfer Rosa 14 Think UnSexy Thoughts 11 Ultimate Maritime Madness 00 NOT - Tonight 12 We Don't Know Jack Thursday Womens: Kathy Connelly 13 Almonte (Christina Kealy) 15 Amazonkers (Claudia Reitlingshoefer) 13 Brazen Hussies (Micheline Joannisse) 00 Broad Squad (Caroline Sansom) 17 Chick Flixxx (Manon des Groseille) 13 Disc Believers (Stephanie Kirkland) 00 Diskie Chicks (Jacqueline Kappers) 14 Gravity Sucks (Sue Warren) 14 Grrrls Gone Wrong (Anne Murphy) 00 Hucking Sheilas (Diana Nunes) 15 I Dream of Grover (Lynn Lovett) 16 Inflatable Ultimate (Beth Causley) 13 Lady Disctators (MaryAnne Fairbairn) 16 Men on the Side (Johanne Henley) 16 Moodswings (Lucie Roberge) 11 Prissy in Pink (Jen Stickley) 14 Pylon Godess (Valerie Moquin) 10 Queue de Castor (Ilana Rubin) 10 Saturn Returns (Rhonda MacDougall) 00 Spinsters (Joanne Johnson) 00 Stacked (Trish Younge) ************************************************************ CALENDAR OF EVENTS: May 29: OCUA Roster Submission Deadline June 19: "pole-hole-ka" Disc Golf Tournament July 24: Women's Hat Tournament ************************************************************ Ultimate Happenings is an e-mail newsletter for the Ottawa-Carleton Ultimate Association. If you want to subscribe send an e-mail to mharley@sympatico.ca with the subject "Subscribe Ultimate Happenings". ************************************************************
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