The Parity Cup and the Philosophers Stone

Submitted by Micheal Davidson on Tue, 2019-04-30 00:01

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Now as I understand it the parity cup here needs awarding.

 

Yes yes. Well done, Slytherin. Well done.

 

However, recent events must be taken into account and I have a few last minute points to dish out.

 

Let me see. Yes...

First, to Mr. Al Colantonio for the best played game of chess by fucking up the bracket I award him 50 points.

Second, to Mr. Chris Sullivan for the cool use of logic in the face of slack fire I award 50 points.

Third, to Mr. Hugh Podmore for pure nerve and outstanding courage for wearing a kilt I award 50 points.

There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award 10 points to Christopher Keates for trying to achieve parity even in the darkest of times.

I think we need a little change of decoration.

 

see you on the field this summer

Albus Humbledore

 

Christopher Keates

Tue, 2019-04-30 00:27

However, making Hermione a dude is frowny face. Hugh can be my Harry any day, but it's really messing with canon given he's a ginger (and so is Ron). But Al is Ron, so... ?

Neville's pretty sweet, though. So I'll take it. Gryffindor 4 Lyfe!

Jon Rowe

Tue, 2019-04-30 11:03

The humble, positive, and hard working underdogs finish 2nd best (a new high score!)