Parity - Week 15 Trades

Submitted by Christopher Keates on Sun, 2016-02-21 21:04

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Did you know trades happen after this week's game?

Did you know this is the last trade opportunity for the league and GM's to Achieve Parity™?

Did you know that after this trade window, GM's have 2 weeks of play to build team chemistry before the season culminates in an 8 team single elimination tournament where one team will be crowned winner of everything parity related ever (2015-2016 Winter Season)?

Did you know that the official name for this will be The Real March Madness but you are all required to keep this off social media because I've heard the NCAA is particularly litigious?

So with all that said: do you like your team? Hate your team? Are you a diva? Are you willing to give your GM a home-town discount in your next contract negotiation? You best start petitioning your GM to move/not move you right... now.

Benoit Goulet

Tue, 2016-02-23 08:11

Can we trade our GM? Ian threw the easiest callahan and the weakest hammer I've seen since I was helping to coach the 7-8 year old clinics. No to mention the two turfed discs to no one in the last point down by two...

Amos Lee

Tue, 2016-02-23 10:08

Ummm... soooo... can we take that trade? You can have Stan. His absence has given us win after win. Not to mention his ability to throw a game away at the most critical time when he's around.

(I'm allowed to be this mean. He's at Disney right now)

Ian Ewing

Tue, 2016-02-23 10:58

Hey, get in line, pal. I've been trying to trade me since week 2.

David O'Connor

Tue, 2016-02-23 10:28

On a side note, I'd like to congratulate Karma Down Under for registering the first shutoot in Parity league history last night. 

Justine Price

Tue, 2016-02-23 10:57

I feel I have the role of the albatross for the poor GMs this season (as of now, that sucker is Ian). My salary is vastly overinflated for my current abilities and limitations, see: last night's TAs and giving away the win. I apologize right now to whoever has to deal with the math and become the ancient mariner to my albatross. Bonne chance to all.

Love, Mom

Adam MacDonald

Fri, 2016-02-26 12:21

Traded again harsh i might cry you know if i wasnt so dead inside:)

Christopher Keates

Fri, 2016-02-26 12:25

Harsh. I might cry, you know, if I wasn't so dead inside.

Adam MacDonald

Fri, 2016-02-26 12:41

Tool you are.!?,.`´¿¡(*][}){ punctuation fail

Christopher Keates

Fri, 2016-02-26 13:49

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