Live-tweet of Draft

Submitted by Laura Chambers ... on Tue, 2017-02-07 20:19

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Want to watch the live tweet of the draft? Check out @ParityLeague17 ... it promises to tell us alternative facts. 

Amos Lee

Tue, 2017-02-07 21:00

Owen "The Diva" Lumley is holding up the draft. 

....

And he just walked in... 

Christopher Keates

Tue, 2017-02-07 23:26

Or beard.

Amos Lee

Wed, 2017-02-08 08:19

Other draft things of (non-)note:

  • Proulx managed to draft about 17 people not registered for the upcoming session. #readingishard
  • The collusion between Kindha and Boss was real. I was forced out of my chair so that they could consult on literally every draft pick. #nowkiss
  • Jamie Wildgen did math to figure out his draft preferences. We all quickly learned that it was alternative math. Technology was also trying to thwart him. Or he doesn't know what it is. #wise
  • Brian Kells continues to steal my picks literally right before I make them. And he calls me 'crooked'. Pot calling the kettle black, I must say. #krookedkells
  • Rob tried to draft the same team as last session. #courage
  • Owen "The Diva" Lumley and I had similar draft strategies. #greatleesthinkalike
  • Kevin was identified as the youngest GM by Proulx. #what
  • None of the other GMs killed me. #obscenelevelsoftolerance

Benjamin Piper

Wed, 2017-02-08 09:27

From what I can tell, your picks seem to center around old handlers. #amos-klimy-newman-probe-sully-allononeteam!

Amos Lee

Wed, 2017-02-08 09:36

YEP. Now I can cut :D

I just managed to get to those handlers before Owen did.

Laura Chambers ...

Wed, 2017-02-08 09:09

Is it because you're the best Lee?

Amos Lee

Wed, 2017-02-08 09:35

This is exactly why. 

Also, everybody is under the impression that I'm gaming the system. How? No idea. Probably math.

Laura Chambers ...

Wed, 2017-02-08 10:06

You didn't try to put all the Lees on your team. A team of lees? Sounds like domination.

Sina Dee

Wed, 2017-02-08 10:19

Amos didn't have first pick to get Mike.  We all know this to be a poor play on Amos's part for not deciding to draft first.

Mike Lee

Wed, 2017-02-08 10:18

Shame on all GM's not named Jamie Boss for letting Alisha and Rachel going to the same team?! but yay for us! all hail our glorious leader Jamie Boss. #winningparitybeforeitbegins #bestboss #whocaresaboutlees

Steve Bisang

Wed, 2017-02-08 10:58

This team will be so amazingly fun for the one game it exists.

#bestbossever
#seabornwhaaaat?

Ariel Untiveros

Wed, 2017-02-08 11:46

I thought this was a snake draft, how did Boss' team even happen?

Laura Chambers ...

Wed, 2017-02-08 10:24

Can someone make it snow again so Mike Lee has an "injury"? #dontreallygethurt 

Sina Dee

Wed, 2017-02-08 11:41

Kindha was drafting people to create a calendar of beautiful people.  Hadrian, Chow, Spearin all ready to look sexy for your winter months.  You'll find Marcus on the sideline with his shirt off frequently ready for any cameras.  

Christopher Keates

Wed, 2017-02-08 11:46

on Mike Lee's spice, Parity got weird this year.

Carrie-Anne Whyte

Wed, 2017-02-08 12:01


Ahhh Keates..anyone who has partied with me knows that shit always gets weird...lol...about as weird as that feeding ritual that took place at last week's food party...damn I wish I didn't miss it.

Also...damn Boss ! You left no mercy out there...your roster is killer!

 

Laura Chambers ...

Wed, 2017-02-08 13:15

...available starting next week. I hope it's not the only winning Kindha does this season. 

Kindha Gorman

Wed, 2017-02-08 13:21

Why is there never a "like" button when you most need it?

Carrie-Anne Whyte

Wed, 2017-02-08 13:28

Kindha...you happen to miss THOR on your sexy draft...that Christmas postcard pic had the ladies swooning...thankfully there are always trades