Parity - Week 7 highlights

Way to Callahan, people!

Nick Theriault pulled the disk (it was a hammer), gunned the bail handler, then laid out on the first pass for a callahan. The thrower: Nick Klimowicz. It was Nick on Nick violence, which we can all agree is the worst.

Someone chirped my jersey ("Did you get that at The Bay?") then complimented my cookies. This is not a euphamism.

Parity was not achieved by Christmas cheer and general mirth totally was!

Even worse... Nick didn't actually layout for it. He just ran through the disc and continued on towards a very welcoming sideline. Kudos bud :)

"Parity was not achieved" ... um... were we even trying?

> "Parity was not achieved" ... um... were we even trying?

Sort of! But hey, maybe more people understand that salary is a gimick because teams have "achieved parity" but have also not achieved parity.

Here is the average point disparity per week (score difference for each game)

Wk 1 = 5.5 (4,7,6,5)

Wk 2 = 6.75 (13,6,5,3)

Wk 3 = 5.25 (2,6,2,11)

Wk 4 = 3.75 (2,3,7,3)

Wk 5 = 3.25 (1,2,9,1)

Wk 6 = 3.25 (4,6,0,3)

Wk 7 = 9.25 (11,12,8,6)

I'm sure that created some huge team salary differences.

Mirth for those who love the challenge of bringing us back to level playing.  Doldrums for many of those playing.

#PARITYACHIEVED #MERRYCHRISTMASYOUFILTHYANIMALS