Week 3

Submitted by Alessandro Cola... on Tue, 2016-11-22 15:21

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Friends, can we talk? I have a few items I'd like to discuss. 

1. Jim Robinson has more goals than Ashlin. He also has more goals than anyone else. Even Ashlin.

2. Last night, Katy Parity and Like A Boss had a throwaway competition, disguised as a frisbee game. Katy threw away the disc thirty (30!) times, with no individual having less than two misses. With the rest of his team failing to failing to complete, Nick Theriault stepped up and missed receivers eleven times by himself. 

3. Did anyone know Proulx and Higgins were handlers? She had 6 assists and he had 7 last night.

4. Jessie Robinson has 33% more Ds than Geofford. 

5. Jay Thor turned my own joke around and burned me so bad with it, I stopped heckling for five minutes and quietly watched some ultimate.

You should get a punch-card for these numbers. They'll eventually add up.

 

Amos Lee

Tue, 2016-11-22 15:26

IT'S YEAR THREE. WHY IS NOBODY COVERING JIM PROPERLY???

Jim Robinson

Wed, 2016-11-23 14:22

In the past two seasons Jim's goals per game:

  • with Owen: 3.72 GPG
  • without Owen: 2.44 GPG
  • with Higgins: 6.00 GPG

There are likely many other factors. But probably not. 

Alessandro Cola...

Wed, 2016-11-23 14:51

Alessandro Colantonio: This Alessandro really likes that Jim writes posts in the third person.

Other Alessandro: This one too. 

Alessandro Colonnier: There are three of us now?!

Other Barry: This is not that funny.

Christopher Keates

Wed, 2016-11-23 15:34

They have meta jokes. A meta-meta-joke. Which gets meta-laughs.

If you continue down this meta-joke path you'll eventually be making meta meta-meta-joke jokes which will get meta meta-laughter. Trapping us in meta jokeception.

Amos Lee

Wed, 2016-11-23 15:41

Pretty sure we can make some kind of Inception joke/reference here...

(BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

Jim Robinson

Wed, 2016-11-23 18:37

Oh yeah, Jimmy’s ready. Jimmy’s got some new moves. Check Jimmy out. Oooh, Jimmy’s down!

Scott Higgins

Wed, 2016-11-23 17:33

Bringing that Fetch chemistry

Owen Lumley

Wed, 2016-11-23 18:18

Jim also gets more goals in weeks that Owen threatens to trade him.  Any offers?

Alessandro Cola...

Tue, 2016-11-22 15:40

A lack of caps?

Amos Lee

Tue, 2016-11-22 21:35

It's easier to read caps with my squinty eyes.

Sebastien Belanger

Wed, 2016-11-23 16:17

There goes Amos again, playing the race card and making the rest of us feel uncomfortable. #LazyHeckling #Jealous

Ariel Untiveros

Wed, 2016-11-23 16:27

You're an honorary minority Seb :)

Sebastien Belanger

Wed, 2016-11-23 16:40

Awesome, thanks, I've already printed off your post and I plan on using it the next time I stick my foot in my mouth. I'll go ahead and make a copy for Geofford and any other honorary members that may need it. #NotSureThisWillWork

Morgan Howard

Wed, 2016-11-23 16:46

Squinty eyes not tied to minority status.

More caps please.

Amos Lee

Thu, 2016-11-24 09:21

HI MORGAN. I SUPPORT YOU AND YOUR CAUCASIAN SQUINTY EYES. #SquintyEyesMatter

Alessandro Cola...

Thu, 2016-11-24 11:39

I see what you did there.

Christopher Keates

Thu, 2016-11-24 11:46

#AllEyesMatter

Alessandro Cola...

Thu, 2016-11-24 11:53

Of course you would, Keates.