Parity - Week 6 TRADES!!

Submitted by Christopher Keates on Thu, 2015-12-10 13:54

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Hello Parity Peoples, 

This week... trades! My word, so many trades. This week, 26 people changed rosters. Please make sure you know which team you're on, when you are playing, and who you should be mad at for being traded (protip: if you don't know the answer to that last one, it is me).

Kyle Sprysa

Thu, 2015-12-10 19:21

Just asking

Christopher Keates

Thu, 2015-12-10 23:43

They are not! We'll discuss putting them up somewhere. OCUA may deem them trade secrets.

Amos Lee

Fri, 2015-12-11 13:43

Were 26 changes really necessary to "achieve parity" this week?

Ariel Untiveros

Fri, 2015-12-11 15:11

I roster stalked the teams, even after 26 trades, I doubt parity was achieved.  Seems like Keates just want to eventually play on the "championship" team.

Christopher Keates

Fri, 2015-12-11 15:17

I should make a Parity conspiracy theory thread for people to speculate in. Also, someone in the league is Elvis, someone in the league is Big Foot, OCUA faked Jim's callahan in week 4, and someone really needs to follow the money.

Geofford Seaborn

Fri, 2015-12-11 19:47

One only needs to have watched Sina desperately try to avoid increasing his salary by $10k and not taking a single step forward thus allowing Jim to make a great layout D (and increase his salary by $7.5k) to know something's up.

Imaginary money leaves a trail too, people.

I'm watching.

Owen Lumley

Mon, 2015-12-14 11:46

By my calculations, parity could have been achieved with 6 changes (3 trades).