Help yo' Mama out!

Submitted by Justine Price on Mon, 2016-02-01 08:41

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Can someone take my stats keeping job for me tonight (caller for the 9:30 game)? My daughter is sick so Chris and I need to switch off being at home with her.

I also noticed that no one has signed up to do stats for the coveted late slot. Should be fun earning a million fantasy volunteer points for the late game with a high heckle potential as Geofford is playing and he comes fully loaded with chirps. 

Christopher Keates

Mon, 2016-02-01 08:59

By me. WWCKD? Stat keep for Mama J.

Alex Bush

Mon, 2016-02-01 09:07

np

Christopher Keates

Mon, 2016-02-01 09:18

In life as in frisbee.

Alessandro Cola...

Mon, 2016-02-01 11:34

Like.

Adam MacDonald

Mon, 2016-02-01 12:59

I feel slighted im in the last game and am great heckle target share the love Geofford

Alessandro Cola...

Mon, 2016-02-01 13:28

I'd have a better chirp but I spent all of my energy trying to figure out where the punctuation was supposed to be in your post. 

I'll be scorekeeping the last game. I'll try to compose A Decidedly Ameliorated Makefun.

Nicholas Aghajanian

Mon, 2016-02-01 14:31

Like

Adam MacDonald

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:11

English is a fluid every changing language try to adapt
Also if you have chirp in haiku form that would be an impressive feat of skill.

Christopher Keates

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:20

Adam eschews rules

commas and open dump cuts

in equal measure.

Adam MacDonald

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:26

Very nice props

Christopher Keates

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:35

Our young MacDonald,

Slave to ancestral struggle,

Still butchers English.

Steve Bisang

Mon, 2016-02-01 16:16

Baby faced Adam,

High in salary dollars,

Poor fashion choices.  

 

Adam MacDonald

Mon, 2016-02-01 18:23

Dont forget poor throw choices.
I feel my ancestral dislike of english is fair.

Alessandro Cola...

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:28

*the sound of a million fingers snapping approvingly*

Justine Price

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:09

Chirp Fest '16: Al and Keates on stats, Geofford on the field/sideline. Some easy targets running willy-nilly on aforementioned field in the wild card late slot.

Will there be a cover charge? I need to know so I bring cash. If it's mature content, Adam may need to bring ID unless he waits for me and can be accompanied by a parent.

Adam MacDonald

Mon, 2016-02-01 15:19

Will there be popcorn? And/or skittles?