Parity - Week 15 No-lights

So that was a week, huh?

In case you missed it, games were interrupted by a plethora of periodic power outrages that plunged our games into darkness! The middle two games each had two outages, the last game was cancelled entirely (after 1 point of play).

Despite no lights, we still have some highlights, including a very special series of highlights from the final game!

Callahans!: There were 2. Jessie did a thing and scored on an errant throw by Ian. Khalid handblocked a cheeky high release backhand thrown by Chris Castonguay from his own endzone, then caught his own D for the score.

Triple Triple!: Amos and Khalid both had a triple triple. Finally, they are playing up to their level.

Where's the Endzone?: Oh, there it is, Proulx! You found it again! It's been a while, and you even managed to find it twice!

Nice Hands: Olessia made one of the best toe drags of the year on a disk she snatched out of the air despite being tightly defended, and saved a terrible throw.

Nice Everything: Kathryn had another great game, with 4 goals and 2 assists on 11 touches. Mel Jess scored a bunch, because she's pretty great.

Nice Bounceback: Adam MacDonald remembered how to play frisbee.

Are You an Angel?: Because I think you must have fallen from heaven. In addition to the handblocked throw to callahan, CC's production dropped by about 50% this week relative to last week.

Saved By Technical Difficulties: Thank god the final game was cancelled because I was off to a great start! I had a pull out of bounds and a drop on the first ignominious point.

Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants: Owen brought yellow pants! Keates brought yellow pants! Sully brought yellow pants! Sully and Keates actually played against each other, wearing yellow pants! It was a pants-off.

Unfortunately, this was obviously too much for the dome, and the power went out one final time. One spectacularly swishy point was played before the dome staff kicked us off the fields and sent us home.

Which brings us to the highlight of the final game.

Final Game Highlight Package: Do you know what you do on a Monday night when your game is cancelled and it's 11:00pm? Stacey Wowchuk knows! You get beer. So, like any pro-active frisbee player, she says "Let's go get a beer!" 

When several people say yes, she then says "... where should we get beer? I'm not even sure where we'd get beer. Nobody ever calls me on my bullshit."

After doing the planning and leg-work for the Big Picture, ideas visionary that is Stacey, we eventually settled on the Blackburn Arms. She promptly asked the bartender which wines were available and which had been opened today. "I can drink day-old wine at home, frankly." After finding the vintages not up to her standards (I'm told 2013 was a particularly bad year for cab sauvs), she ordered a ceasar.

She then toasted the table before everyone had their drink, leaving a few people hanging, and then when realizing she'd done that didn't even sip to her own toast!

She then had Mehmet cover her tab because she left her wallet at home.