Parity New Year's Resolution

Submitted by Amos Lee on Tue, 2017-01-03 16:20

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The new year is upon us! Which also means more Parity League!

Let's not kid ourselves and try to pass off any New Year's resolutions as anything unrelated to Parity League because this is where you can make the biggest impact to your life and how you're perceived by others!

So what's your Parity (read: Real) New Year's resolution?

Mine:

  • Throw more scoobers. Successfully. Unsuccesfully. For great justice. And for "The Great", Justine. #becauseupsidedown
  • Beat Owen again. Through a new definition of "beat" that means "to lose", if necessary.
  • Be the topic of the Parity Podcast at least once. Mostly so Geofford will avoid talking about me out of spite.
  • And a GM related goal... make playoffs.

Alessandro Cola...

Tue, 2017-01-03 17:08

-Reciprocate Jay Thor's nautical-themed burns.

-Rank in the Top 10 of a category. I'm not picky, though "Alessandros of the League" seems like a cop-out.

-Work on my vertical. Ideally, I'd like it to be a positive, non-zero number. 

-Troll Alex Bush on the Minnesota forums.

Alex Bush

Wed, 2017-01-04 10:05

I'd expect nothing less

Sina Dee

Wed, 2017-01-04 19:04

I shall continue to throw questionable throws irresponsibly.  Consistency will be my new year's resolution!

Christopher Keates

Wed, 2017-01-04 22:15

adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

Owen Lumley

Thu, 2017-01-05 09:08

I'm going to put my primary focus on the consistency of my playoff beard.

Geofford Seaborn

Thu, 2017-01-05 12:56

You still have a beard?!

Heather Wallace

Mon, 2017-01-09 16:04

I am happy to report Sina is really taking his commitment to this resolution to the next level. He's even applying it to his ultimate play outside of parity; the innumberable hammers to recievers in coverage on the point that could've won us our last game at Bonne Annee are really a testament to his dedication.

Sina Dee

Mon, 2017-01-09 19:45

None of what Heather said is true.  Well except for everything that she said... that was all true.  #beconsistent

Steve Bisang

Fri, 2017-01-06 13:32

Bisang as a verb is so 2016.

Also, suck less.

Recieve more bum slaps from Chow, by sucking less... oh wait....

Christopher Keates

Fri, 2017-01-06 14:23

Bisang = Bumslaps from Chow

Your 2017 is complete.

Brent Burton

Tue, 2017-01-10 10:54

Wait, if we say he "Bisanged it" or got "Bisanged", does that mean Chow gave it a slap under duress or that it had to be given willingly? Either way, I'm going to Bisang the shit out of 2017! Bisanga! 

Christopher Keates

Tue, 2017-01-10 11:45

Just like the rest of life.

Brent Burton

Tue, 2017-01-10 12:20

Just making sure it was informed consent. 

Amos Lee

Tue, 2017-01-10 13:32

I consented to Bisang getting Bisanged last night. That's how consent works, right?