Parity in 2017.

Submitted by Christopher Keates on Mon, 2017-01-09 11:04

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Something was missing from Parity earlier in the season. It just didn't feel... right. The sidelines have been quiet, and almost heckle-free. When people ask WWJD, the answer isn't "hammer!" or "pew pew pew!" No one bends it around light poles. People worry about stats and dollars, and I think someone even tried to embezzle from the league as part of inflate-gate!

I know 2016 was a bad year. We lost Bowie, George Michael, Prince, Sal, Father John Mulcahy, and American Democracy. But where did the heckle go, Parity?

It's a new year, a fresh start! Let's start this year off right, and get back to parity roots. Let's Make Parity Great Again in 2017.

Amos Lee

Mon, 2017-01-09 11:39

Don't listen to this man. He drinks water on the sidelines.

Mike Lee

Fri, 2017-01-13 15:38

Sideline, isn't that the position you play Amos?

#makeparityhateagain

Sebastien Belanger

Tue, 2017-01-10 09:10

Sweet hats Keates! When you tell people you play sports, I wonder if they realize just how committed you are intellectually and emotionally. If Parity were a Tinder date, you would be stalking her day and night ;-)

Steve Bisang

Fri, 2017-01-13 14:58


The trade process would be smoother.