BREAKING NEWS - Week 4 Trades

Submitted by Sebastien Belanger on Wed, 2017-03-08 12:53

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I've heard rumors of trades happening but I haven't seen anything yet. I'd like to start this thread for those people out there who want to propose fake, real, spoof trades or even confirm real trades.

Michael Colantonio

Wed, 2017-03-08 15:48

I heard Kindha and Kells have expressed interest in signing Tony Romo when he steps on the market tomorrow. I hear he's great.

Christopher Keates

Wed, 2017-03-08 15:51

Or December. Or January. Probably a bad pick for Parity Session 1, but maybe he's a Session 2 standout?

Sebastien Belanger

Wed, 2017-03-08 15:51

Hi hear Brent is going to be traded for a red paperclip and a sandwich.

Christopher Keates

Wed, 2017-03-08 16:02

... almost entirely encapsulated by the number of throws you make off of picking up the disk (a stat you are probably leading in again, but I haven't looked at), and Brent has done it in 1 fewer games played.

I guess what I'm saying is you've just established your own market value to just a sandwich.

Rob Ives

Thu, 2017-03-09 14:56

I can confirm that Seb picked up the disc 39 times for 7th in the league behind the following:

Craig Anderson (52)

Owen Lumley (48)

Sina Dee (47)

Fred Caron (45)

Geofford Seaborn (45)

Rich Gregory (43)

Brent has 6.

Laura Chambers ...

Wed, 2017-03-08 16:05

Hadrian asked to be traded because he "wanted to know what it would feel like". 

*Kindha said no.

 

 

Alessandro Cola...

Wed, 2017-03-08 16:05

I heard Vince Young is coming out of retirement to play with whichever team has the highest Saskatchewaniana.

Justine Price

Thu, 2017-03-09 08:43

I still haven't figured who is on what team this session, but still curious to know the trades whether they were for paper clips, sandwiches or other. Enquiring minds want to know.

Simon Berry

Thu, 2017-03-09 11:43

What's the frisbee equivalent of a bucket of pucks for trade value?

Owen Lumley

Thu, 2017-03-09 11:46

satchel of putters?

Alessandro Cola...

Thu, 2017-03-09 12:01

A gross of safety cones?

Christopher Keates

Thu, 2017-03-09 12:20

A field of safety cones. Half of a field of safety cones is one drill of safety cones.

Justine Price

Thu, 2017-03-09 19:36

....Too far?

Simon Berry

Thu, 2017-03-09 21:34

If it were more frisbee related it would work, but you have now opened the door for people to be traded a gaggle of geese, or a pod of whales

Geofford Seaborn

Fri, 2017-03-10 00:26

http://i.imgur.com/BIT4TTM.gif

I {heart} Justine.

Simon Berry

Fri, 2017-03-10 00:45

I respect this comment and related gif

Chris Sullivan

Fri, 2017-03-10 11:25

Caption contest for Geofford's video short. Prizes are promised.

My entries:

1. Data processing. 'Is that a throw drop?'

2. Co-ed ultimate still not all the way there.

3. "Dude, your throws are a joke."

There is a pun in the first entry. If you are named Simon, you should probably read on.... Data refers to information, often in the context of information being gathered for some management purpose or processing. An example of this would be the stat keeping we do in parity league. It could reasonably be called "data processing". Data is also the name of the character standing in the background of Geofford's video. He is a cyborg life form and his name is meant to be humourous, but that is not relevant to the pun that is being made in the caption. Rather he is observing the failed throw/catch of the joke and with his facial expression passing judgement. In other words, "Data" is "processing" his evaluation. Thus, a double entendre. A double entendre is.....

Heather McCabe

Fri, 2017-03-10 18:26

All 3 are amazing! 

Alessandro Cola...

Fri, 2017-03-10 11:53

A podcast of opinions.

 

(For serious though, a murder of crows is WAY better.)

Trevor Stocki

Fri, 2017-03-10 13:47


A murder of cones???? :-)

Amos Lee

Fri, 2017-03-10 14:46

That's what you'd think watching the iron breed play.

Morgan Howard

Fri, 2017-03-10 16:12

Klimowicz for Kudakiewicz?  If so this is the most logical trade of the year so far...

Amos Lee

Fri, 2017-03-10 16:28

Don't forget that went in the package with Chris Tran for Sonny Kim... Asians and Wiczs.

Owen Lumley

Fri, 2017-03-10 16:33

all traded:  Klimowicz, Kudakiewicz, Kim, Knowles, Kelly

Amos Lee

Fri, 2017-03-10 16:38

And who was the last GM to become compliant? 

Krooked Kells.

Alessandro Cola...

Fri, 2017-03-10 18:54

The amount of alliterative Ks in this thread has gone well past Steve Bannon and is resting somewhere in Nolan Ryan territory. Nevertheless, I'm uncomfortable.

Brian Kells

Sat, 2017-03-11 12:06

That's an alternative fact

I was "made" compliant by blatant salary manipulation on the part of the other lying GMs who are just trying to save their failing piles of garbage. Sad!

Alessandro Cola...

Sat, 2017-03-11 16:41

Yeah, tell them Kells! Your failing pile of garbage is different!

Laura Chambers ...

Mon, 2017-03-13 17:29

This dumpster fire of comments is all the garbage I need.