Parity Podcast Episode #205

Talking with myself again - scheduling is the worst. (Don't look at what time this gets posted.)

The weakest quarterfinal predictions of any Parity Podcast, a rough (both in terms of technical production and actual use of numbers) look into some stats that you may or may not care about (there's some that some of you absolutely will care about), and the debut of a new segment!
 

You are hitting millenial levels of ennui with your podcast this week. And I like it!

Thanks for the pep talk! I was pretty nervous, but now I'm ready to get out there and fail and disappoint! 

So I'm unsure what to do as I've never been the target of fake news, I'm sure Amos has some advice or at least a great pep talk. I've never subbed, as far as I remember, in my whole parity career (I'm sure that's a reflection of the resilience and excellent attendance of those in my historical salary band). I know there was a glitch last week and I was initially noted as being a sub but even then I played the same number of points that I usually play (+/- 2) this session. Further the host of this fake new podcast alludes to the fact that you don't want to cross me for some reason that caused him to stumble and not be able to say why. Am I now the boogieman? #whoamireally

Or is it that Geofford is really just upset that Al traded me for a goat and two inanimate pylons? Is it that he is emotionally closed off and lives in a glass case of emotion (or is it a gingerbread house of emotion)? #geoffardneedshugs #hismathisbadmaybe #thereisuntruthinnumberslikely

#stophatingpylons

 

 

You played -2 points?

As you know, it often seems like I play -2 points per game.

You know those times you think to yourself "Where did that guy come from to poach the throw? It feels like we're playing short!" It's because Jay Thor is on the field.

You don't get the nickname "pylon" for nothing...