Pre game Chirps and heckles

Submitted by Simon Berry on Mon, 2018-01-29 10:17

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As per Geoffords request for more heckling and sideline chirps, I have decided to make a thread for tonight’s matchups to toss trash at each other before the games.

to start off,

tonight I am afraid to be playing against Brian Perry with some sort of protection from him frisbee prostitution and any sort FTIs (frisbee transmitted infections) he may be carrying. As for Geoffords top 3, Rob Ives will not be there this week, he is a one week wonder and his old age will slow him down, and quite possibly have him break a hip if he attempts to layout(I do not wish any harm on any player, it’s a joke). All in all Kindha will flow over that weak stack.

Simon Berry

Mon, 2018-01-29 11:05

I am aware this is a very weak start, but I figure let’s set the bar low and watch the heckle game go up

Christopher Keates

Mon, 2018-01-29 11:59

His first salvo of heckles is worthy of a Berry.

Simon Berry

Mon, 2018-01-29 13:07

You are not wrong Keats, but my mediocre play and jabs are some what expected, and don’t profess to be good at either. Your lack lustre play, heckles and puns, if you can call them that, is unexpected from the game you talk. 

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Hadrian Mertins...

Mon, 2018-01-29 14:23

I look forward to a spirited match with the upstanding folks on Menace. They're a fun bunch who play the game well and make sure everyone leaves the field with a smile.

Am I doing heckling right?

Simon Berry

Mon, 2018-01-29 15:08

That is the almost the most stereotypical Canadian heckle ever. I think all it needs is a couple “ehs” and maybe an invite for post game beers, poutine and beaver tails