Seasonally thematic introduction to this week’s Parity League exploits including words in both great volume and advanced verbosity. Words words words. Words words. Words words words words words words. Words, words. Words!
Moooooooooooore words. Wordsy words. Words words words; words words. W. O. R. D. S.
Thematic sub-title to something quasi interesting : Person did a thing! But was it as good as that thing from days gone by yet forever cemented as Parity legend? Opinion based on author’s perceived hierarchy of Parity royalty. Reference to meme with inclusion of link to meme because inclusion.
Next thematic sub-title to something involving something that happened : Team did a collective thing! Random statistic depicting how collective team thing was compared to historical stats of teams doing thing they didn’t realize they were doing. Words words words. Words words.
New paragraph because words words words. Wordsy wordserton. Wordsish words.
Third sub-title; always thematic : Person, person and person led the league in standard statistic but communicated with language that references back to seasonal reference. Brackets time! Person (NumberLetter), Person (NumberLetter), but omg THIS PERSON (NUMBERLETTER).
Also random shot taken at person that people feel is okay to take shots at because they also take shots at other people or are just good targets for taking shots at.
INCLUSIVE LIST OF CALLOUT GOOD AND BAD
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Name, qualitative or quantitative thing, descriptive wooooooooooooooooooooords
Consistently stated yet always special special thanks to volunteers and those who provide instances that can be made into words.
Concluding words still referencing theme of post. #MPGA kind of stuff. Word out!
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 11:54
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By golly author, you've done
By golly author, you've done it again!
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 11:55
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+1, would read again. You're
+1, would read again. You're a true treasure to the league.
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 11:55
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BISANG reference.
BISANG reference.
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 11:56
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Is there going to be a
Is there going to be a podcast about that team thing that happened?
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 11:56
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Wow, the volunteers missed
Wow, the volunteers missed out on so many of my valuable stats. In light of that, I refuse to ever volunteer to take stats, ever.
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 11:59
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I wish I played Parity this
I wish I played Parity this year! But since I don't, this is how I keep up with the times. Don't ever stop.
Geofford Seaborn
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:01
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:doritos:
:doritos:
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:07
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Where's my podcast. Answer me
Where's my podcast. Answer me. ANSWER ME.
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:01
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This is so meta.
This is so meta.
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:02
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I get this reference!
I get this reference! #metameta
Amos Lee
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:03
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WORST LEE, AMIRITE? HURRR
WORST LEE, AMIRITE? HURRR DURRR
Jon Rowe
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:09
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But, substitute rules!
Complaint masked as witty anecdote.
Christopher Keates
Wed, 2018-11-07 12:40
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My name is Christopher Keates and I approve this message.
Words words words words words.
Tom Newman
Wed, 2018-11-07 15:07
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'Words' cannot express the
'Words' cannot express the epic nature of that recap.
I was hanging on every 'word'
Owen Lumley
Wed, 2018-11-07 15:08
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Parody Achieved!
Parody Achieved!
Steve Bisang
Wed, 2018-11-07 15:35
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Hadrian, Lee, etc....
Bla Bla Proulx, Hadrian.. Jessie, pew pew. Etc.
FIN
Hadrian Mertins...
Thu, 2018-11-08 07:19
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Metaburned
Parity is made great again.
Trevor Stocki
Thu, 2018-11-08 09:49
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Y number of persons had X
Y number of persons had X number of Berrys...