Now Hiring: Parity Marketing Department

Hello,

Are you:

- a parity player;

- not a parity player;

- kind of dorky about numbers;

- don't care much for numbers;

- like things that are fun;

- only like things that are kind of un-fun (weirdo);

- interested in bringing fun (or un-fun) to the masses;

If you answered yes to zero or many of the above, I may have an opening for you! Parity is looking for a market strategist to help us market the fun and parody in Parity!

Our generous compensation package includes parity dollars, whatever food is on the sidelines, and a 16.5% discount on Newman's eggs (regular price: $6).

Email me, the commish, if you're interested.