Stat Leader Shoutouts

Submitted by Chris Sullivan on Fri, 2019-03-29 09:50

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Check out the D block leaderboard.

At the very top is Matthew Schijns with Bisang in the 3 slot. Somebody needs to change the nicknames on these guys- "mostly useful" and Steve "drop" doesn't work anymore.

Elisa is on the leaderboard for the ladies. Just off the leaderboard but getting a shoutout is Pindur 12 and Karin P. 10. In the important Rachel category, it's Hurdle with 10.

These guys are all the more impressive because they actually try to cover the person they are matched up on, instead of staring at the frisbee with their tongues out like a poorly behaved labradoodle. (if you are wondering, am i referring to you, the answer is probably yes)

 

Guilian has 22 scores and looks forward to the day when he gets mentioned without reference to Hulksteriffic shirt ripping... someday.

Shubho Bo Biswas just completes passes- 175.

Completion percentages over 95%- Rob T (61 completions and 1 TO), Mel J., Mel B, Deb M. The rest of the Spice Girls were disappointing.

Always exciting to me is the late season race to get off of the bottom of the TO leaderboard. The #5-#10 spots can really tighten up and stop picking up first disc. Some folks have more self-knowledge and just go for the win. Good luck to all.

My wife is leading in assists. More importantly she is making me a cheesecake this weekend, so deserves a shoutout.

Christopher Keates

Fri, 2019-03-29 14:26

> At the very top is Matthew Schijns with Bisang in the 3 slot. Somebody needs to change the nicknames on these guys- "mostly useful" and Steve "drop" doesn't work anymore.

Bisang doesn't catch his D's either.

> Guilian has 22 scores and looks forward to the day when he gets mentioned without reference to Hulksteriffic shirt ripping... someday.

Guilian used to be spoken of with reverence and awe, with no mention of shirt ripping. But then he hulked a shirt.

> Always exciting to me is the late season race to get off of the bottom of the TO leaderboard. The #5-#10 spots can really tighten up and stop picking up first disc.

I take exception to this. My presence on the leaderboard isn't because of my picking up the disc, it's because of my poor decision making in the midfield. Also Kindha can't read/catch scoobers. She only likes normal throws, because she's just so frisbee basic.

 

 

Kindha Gorman

Fri, 2019-03-29 16:23

Keates, your scoobers are bad. Come to the game a bit early on Monday and I will teach you how to throw them properly. 

Steve Bisang

Fri, 2019-03-29 16:28

His high-release backhands are travel-worthy also.

Hobbit-tested.

Justine Price

Fri, 2019-03-29 18:30

Oh no, she didn't.  Oh yes, she did. Bam.

Tom Newman

Fri, 2019-03-29 18:16

Aesop’s fables are known for being short stories intended to highlight a moral to consider or a value to live by. This isn’t one of Aesop’s but I leave it in this forum for your consideration...

 

There once was a man who kissed his wife goodbye one morning as he left home for his psychology appointment.  His wife, working from home that morning listened to the radio and was shocked to hear a news bulletin about a vehicle driving the wrong way down the highway into the oncoming traffic.  Wanting to warn her husband she called him immediately. “Honey” she said “there is some lunatic driving the wrong way down the highway,be careful”. To which her husband responded. “There isn’t one person driving the wrong way, there are HUNDREDS OF THEM”. 

Moral of the story?  

Crazy people don’t know they are crazy. And they tend to blame everyone else when things aren’t as they think they should be. 

Kindha Gorman

Sat, 2019-03-30 08:22

Keates’s “scoobers” look like he’s trying to throw a manila envelope at the beach on a windy day: flaccid, ineffective and confusing. 

Christopher Keates

Tue, 2019-04-02 01:05

Walking in to the dome this evening, John Haig was laughing at me. I assumed it was my hair or the stupid 11 year old beat up loafers (water proof, perfect for winter), but it wasn't. It was Kindha's riff on my manhood.

I could quibble with her phrasing, or the general thrust of her point, but I admit it's a funny joke. Sometimes my scoobers confuse her. That's not entirely on her, though. I think it's mostly because at this point she needs reading glasses. There's a solution to the problem, Kindha, and you even have a support group.

Ariel Untiveros

Wed, 2019-04-03 16:18

"That's not entirely on her, though. I think it's mostly because at this point she needs reading glasses."

LAAAMMMMEEEEE!

Justine Price

Thu, 2019-04-04 11:59

Hey. I threw my first manila envelope in a game!